So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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