i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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