Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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