Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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