I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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