you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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