You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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