I'm jealous of your bromance
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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