Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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