Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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