dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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