ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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