It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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