The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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