is your mom at the bar?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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