My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
