why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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