you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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