PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
