Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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