I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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