Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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