bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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