Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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