put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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