love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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