I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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