There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We need to get me chipped asap
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
