ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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