butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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