before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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