Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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