Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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