He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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