And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Barsexuality is the new black.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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