Dual....:-)
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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