She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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