the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
How does it feel to date your dad?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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