Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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