Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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