wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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