no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
