Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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