Apparently you make a good broom.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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