Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Who died my cat blue again?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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