Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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