So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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