If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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