Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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