In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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