Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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