so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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