GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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