But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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