come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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