I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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