4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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