I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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